Beer 101 - Here are some famous toasts, quotes, and interesting trivia.
Toasts
This is to the girl in the little red shoes
She stole all my money and drank my booze
She lost her cherry that was no sin
She still had the box that I came in---DJ Roshone, Omaha Nebraska
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille!
Here's to the perfect girl,
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed,
and owns a liquor store
Here's to the breezes that blow through the trees,That blow the skirts off of young girls' knees,
Which lead to the sights that sometimes pleases,
But more often leads to social diseases.
Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do,
Then f*** you
And here's to me.
May your neighbors respect you,Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you Famous Quotes
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her...W.C. Fields
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer... Homer Simpson
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink....Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....His reply
Trivia
The saying Mind your P's and Q's' comes from the time when alcoholic beverages were served/sold in Pints and Quarts. Thus, to mind your P's and Q's meant to be careful how much you drank.
The country with the most brands is Belgium, with 400.
What is the Most Expensive Beer in the World?
Answer: It’s called “Tutankhamen” and is prepared according to the recipe recovered by a group of University of Cambridge archaeologists in Queen Nefertiti’s Temple of the Sun in Egypt. It costs US $52 a bottle, and is produced in limited and numbered edition.
What is Cenosillicaphobia the fear of? Answer: Fear of an empty glass